what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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