They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Randomize
