You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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