wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
This house was built for laser tag.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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