Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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