Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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