is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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