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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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