What a fucking waste of an outfit
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
tell me about the eggs
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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