im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
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I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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