Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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