I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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