I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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