You don't have asthma, your pregnant
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
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Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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