dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades