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• (469): View more from Texas

  just do it

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  fine only cuz shes asian

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• (619): View more from California

  do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?

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  Don't drive home.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me

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• (914): View more from New York

  When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...

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• (813): View more from Florida

  So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.

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• (209): View more from California

  She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper

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