But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it