You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
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You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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