Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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