Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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Oh Jesus.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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