sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Randomize
