the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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