You smell like stripper and shame
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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