Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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