she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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