I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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