I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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