does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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