How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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