If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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