okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I just googled if crying burns calories
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
