i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Randomize
