Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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