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You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
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He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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