she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
