That's intense
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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