Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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