Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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