can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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