If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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