I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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