3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
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Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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