at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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