none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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