No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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