apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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