I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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