Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I didn't notice because vodka
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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