READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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