Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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