problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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