It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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