absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I am full of burrito and curiosity
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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