Im at strip club and am horny
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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