it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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