your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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