Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I should be sponsored by Trojan
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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