Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
