I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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